The Shield
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David Aceveda: You're going to free a murderer so his mob boss can kill him?
Shane Vendrell: It sounded a lot better the way Vic explained it.

Shane Vendrell: So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner - that's uh, that's a pretty good day.

Claudette Wyms: The evidence is lacking.
Vic Mackey: So is Dutchboy's dick but I'm not helping with that.

Holland Wagenbach: What am I, the Strike Team now?
Claudette Wyms: What?
Holland Wagenbach: Well, that sounded like an order.
Claudette Wyms: No, it wasn't - Do you want to go?
Holland Wagenbach: Yeah, but it's nice to be asked.

Vic Mackey: I don't speak ebonics, shithead.

Smitty: Why are you guys always coming to me with this shit?
Vic Mackey: Because you're the last honest guy we know.

Holland Wagenbach: You're too young to quit.
Claudette Wyms: And I'm too old for this shit.

Holland Wagenbach: If you're so special, how come a lowly civil servant like me just caught you?

Vic Mackey: Well maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo.

Shane Vendrell: Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Vic Mackey: Get over it and don't bring it up again.

Holland Wagenbach: When was the last time you saw your dick without using a mirror?

Vic Mackey: Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm gonna lose patience.

Trish: Better than going home to an empty bed.
Vic Mackey: Well, I can't help you with that. At least, not tonight.

Taylor: Are you gonna hold this third strike over me for the rest of my life?
Vic Mackey: I could lie to you. But I have far too much respect for you as a person. Yes I am.

Vic Mackey: I don't step aside. I step up.

Claudette Wyms: Oooooh. Busting crime one blunt at a time.

Vic Mackey: You still got that boyfriend?
Lauren Riley: You still got that wife?
Vic Mackey: No. You still got that boyfriend?

Vic Mackey: Hi. I'm detective Vic Mackey.
Cop: These your men?
Vic Mackey: It depends. What did they do?

Shane Vendrell: Can I get your autograph, man?
Vic Mackey: Yeah, like on a confession?

Playing Tight - S3-E1

Visible crew/equipment: Dutch and Claudette are watching an interrogation video of the Margos with Armin Chorekian. Just before the scene changes, the boom mic bobs down into the shot above Armins' head for a split second. (00:14:40)

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