The Larry Sanders Show
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Arthur: Your fly is undone.
Larry: Oh, thanks.
Arthur: Just doing my job.
Larry: It's your job to look at my crotch?
Arthur: I consider it one of my perks.

Stevie Grant: I had sex with a lesbian once. Best piece of ass I ever had.
Arthur: You're supposed to have sex with two lesbians, that's the point.

Hank Kingsley: Can I ask you a question, can I? How would.
Larry: You're not going to go and come back, are you?
Hank Kingsley: How would you feel if I started dating Beverley?
Larry: I'd say it was your business, your life.
Hank Kingsley: Well I'm not into interracial dating, it never works - sex is good but in the mornign cultural differences start to raise their ugly heads.
Larry: I believe the cultural differences would occur with you and any woman Hank.

Darlene Chapinni: I'm going to Hank's restaurant to drop off his reading glasses.
Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.
Darlene Chapinni: The relationship with you and Hank is so cool.
Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.

Arthur: You'll have to forgive Hank. His heart's in the right place but he keeps his brain in a box at home.

Larry: You know in fact, Hank, what I was thinking was next year when we have the going away party, let me and Artie take care of the stripper because we can probably find one that doesn't know ya.

Larry: We sat in the car and we talked.
Arthur: What'd you talk about Larry, about the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?

Arthur: I speak fluent bullshit.

Larry: So.
Dana Carvey: I'll host.
Larry: Don't host... host.

Arthur: You finally got to do a sketch with the great Carol Burnett.
Larry: It wasn't a sketch. It was a massive spastic fuck-up.
Arthur: Tomayto, tomahto.

Larry: Thank you very much. No flipping.

Hank Kingsley: I mean Larry is a wonderful guy, he's kind, funny, rich - my god he's the boss. I'd date him if I could.

As My Career Lay Dying - S6-E3

Revealing mistake: At the beginning of the episode, Hank is re-watching Larry's announcement that he won't be renewing his contract after this season. The video tape that he is watching is sticking out of the VCR, which means it's been ejected and can't be playing. His assistant then comes in and says "This again? I'm taking this tape away from you," and removes it, so we know it wasn't on air or from a different source. (00:00:25)

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