790: You're not going anywhere until I deal with the sizzle... in my pizzle.
790: 29 hours of necrophilia-filled fun.
Kai: I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy. (01:20:50)
Kai: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen... but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins. (00:00:30 - 00:01:20)
Kai: You might consider abandoning Lyekka on this planet.
Stanley Tweedle: But I like her... when she's not hungry anyway.
Kai: The dead do not poo.