Sherlock
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A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.
John Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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A Study in Pink - S1-E1

John Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Sherlock Holmes: A friend?
John Watson: An enemy.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh. Which one?
John Watson: Your arch-enemy, according to him. Do people have arch-enemies?
Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: No...
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.

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The Empty Hearse - S3-E2

Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock...
Sherlock Holmes: Hmmm?
Mrs. Hudson: Talk to John.
Sherlock Holmes: I tried talking to him. He's made his position quite clear.
John Watson: [in his office, putting on a latex glove with his middle finger raised.] Just relax, Mr. Summerson.
Mrs. Hudson: What did he say?
Sherlock Holmes: F...
John Watson: [in his office, examining Mr. Summerson.] Cough.
Mrs. Hudson: Oh, dear.

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A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock, what?
Sherlock Holmes: I don't know.
John Watson: Here to see the queen?
[Mycroft Holmes walks around the corner.]
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, apparently yes.

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A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

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Sherlock Holmes: As always, you see, but you don't observe.

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A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Oh what now?! I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.

A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.

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A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Please don't feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing, John's expressed that thought in every variant available to the English language.

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A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Inspector Lestrade: I wasn't saying anyth...
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It was annoying.

The Blind Banker - S1-E2

Revealing mistake: When they are watching for vases, the auction website has no proper domain. It is loaded locally from the C:\ drive. (00:55:00)

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Trivia: Sherlock's brother Mycroft is played by series co-creator Mark Gatiss.

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Question: Which episode contains the line "I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you?" Google searches turn up nothing but the quote itself, and no further information on the episode or the rest of the scene. If anyone knows the line that led up to it, that would be even better.

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Chosen answer: That line of dialogue has never actually been spoken in any of the Sherlock episodes, during seasons 1-4. However, that line is written in someone's fan-fiction story online, where it's said by Sherlock and directed at Anderson.

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