Robby Ray: Do you guys think I'm being too tough on you?
Miley and Jackson: Yeah!
Robby Ray: Good, that means I'm doing my job right.
Lilly: Higher Oliver, I'm almost in.
Oliver: There is no higher. You're already standing on my head!
Lilly: Jump you idiot, jump!
Oliver: You have an extra ticket to Hannah Montana!? [everyone in lunchroom gasps.] That was really loud, wasn't it?
Miley Stewart: Well isn't that interesting. You have your opinions, and he has his. You've gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels!
Josh: I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.
Miley Stewart: No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Riight?
Josh: O-kay. [looks confused.]
Miley Stewart: And some people like skiing and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding! [looks at Josh.]
Josh: Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover.] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!
Miley Stewart: Abso— What?!
Robby Ray Stewart: Son of a gun! That boy's got three feet!
Teenage Fan: I have been waiting so long for these scarves. I'm never taking it off!
Hannah Montana: Okay, just remember to shower in cold water only and lay yourself out flat to dry.