Paige: A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind.
Mohammed: Hey it's the More of Everything Girl! I think you should join the sumo team. Seriously.
Terri: Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it.
Paige: No kidding.
Terri: I made 500 bucks today as a plus-sized model! Yeah, plus-sized! What do you make, ice cream boy?
JT: Hey Liberty, girlfriend.
Dean: Come on, Spirit. We had fun.
Paige: Fun? You call what you did to me FUN?
Terri: Why do you have to be so mean?
Paige: I'm not mean, I'm right.
Paige: I saw better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade three sock hop.
Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.
Paige: So, what, you're just forgiving creep boy for beating you up?
Terri: He apologized.
Paige: Of course... his kind always does, so they can get another shot in at you.
Rick Murray: One, you have no right to dictate who Terri's friends are, and, two, you're a vicious backstabber.
Paige: Oh I'm vicious.
Rick Murray: Everything you say is a judgment... you think you're so perfect.
Paige: What?.. well I'd rather be that than a psycho.
Marco: OK, what did you write on the card?
Craig: Okkkk, you ARE a girl.
Alex: I don't play well with others.
Dean's Friend: He's a little old for you.
Paige: And you're a little jealous.
Dylan: What is this, hug the homo day?
Spinner: I can't, man. My bat... it's wooden.
Jimmy: Sorry, my ears were plugged this morning. Sorry?
Spinner: I have a boner.
Spinner: And it's been like this all week. A girl walks by and just, bam! It's all because of Emma's stupid science fair project.
Jimmy: What does the project have to do with it?
Spinner: She made me eat granola and fruit.
Jimmy: Bananas don't give you boners. Hormones do.
Spinner: All I know is that I ate some healthy food and now I'm like, a sex Superman.
Paige: Hello oldest friend and fabulous boyfriend? What on earth are you talking about?
Craig: I'm fine.
Joey: No one is fine after losing someone. I wasn't there with your mom. I just think the pain's gonna catch up to you.
Joey: I know that you thought The Zits were a joke.
Caitlin: I did not.
Joey: But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different.
Caitlin: And maybe if you'd written more than one song.
Craig: And who says money can't buy you happiness.
Sean Cameron: Poetry is crime. No idea how to rhyme. Stupid waste of time.
Ms. Laura Kwan: A poem about hating poetry?
Ashley: Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you.
Craig: Great, every guy's favorite words.