Rogue: You know, I remember when I was 13, I had me a boyfriend, until I kissed him. Poor boy was in a coma for three days. That was when I first realised if I touched anybody, I absorbed their strength right into me. Some power, huh? That's when the boys quit callin'.
Beast: Consider yourself fortunate. I had dandruff.
Morph: Hey, whenever I got into trouble at school, I used to turn myself into the principal. (00:17:16)
Cable: [Grabs Warren Worthington from behind his bookcase.] Are you Adler?
Worthington: I'm Warren Worthington, [shoots his blaster through the bookcase] the third.
Cable: Next time you take a shot at somebody, make sure you hit him.
Worthington: I'll remember that. [Fires another blast at Cable but misses again, Cable returns fire and knocks Worthington off the patio.]
Cable: You got a short memory.
Bishop: I should have known better than to play poker with an assassin.
Gambit: Shut up fool! [Throws a kinetically charged card at Bishop to no effect.]
Bishop: I can absorb your bio-energy and channel it right back.
Wolverine: I think he's getting ready to raise you.
Bishop: [Shoots an energy blast at Gambit which he narrowly avoids.] That's my mutant power.
Wolverine: [Extends his claws in Bishop's face.] How would you like to try absorbing these? Now sit down, both of you, or cards won't be the only thing that gets cut around here.
Multiple Man: Go on, take your best shot.
Wolverine: [shrugs.] It's your face, pal. [Takes a swing at Multiple Man who transforms into two of himself and dodges the hit] What's this, a two-for-one sale?!
Multiple Man: [Creates even more copies of himself] No, it's more like a baker's dozen.