All in the Family
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Archie Bunker: Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

Archie Bunker: A man should always listen to his wife.
Edith Bunker: Archie, I.
Archie Bunker: Dummy up.

Archie Bunker: You gotta grab the bull by the corns.

Archie: Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

Archie Bunker: I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.

Archie Bunker: You worse than that hebe congressman Sam Irving.

Archie Bunker: Go out and get me a beer.
Edith: Can or bottle?
Archie: We never buy bottles.

Mike Stivic: You know, you are totally incomprehensible.
Archie Bunker: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense.

Mike Stivic: I just thank God I'm an atheist.

Archie Bunker: In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part.

Gloria: Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?
Archie Bunker: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?

Mike Stivic: Archie, if there is a God, how come there's so much unhappiness in the world?
Archie Bunker: If there is a God how come there's so much unhappiness in the world? Uh... uh... hey, Edith... If there is a God, how come there's so much unhappiness in the world?

Archie: Free treatment for VD. VD. Do you know what that means, Edith?
Edith: Oh, yeah. V-D day.

Archie Bunker: She ain't gonna saying nothing more because the smoke has given her an attack of, what do you call, laryngosis.

Archie Bunker: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb Polack.

Edith: Why don't you go out and finish dinner.
Mike Stivic: Nah, I ain't hungry.
Edith: Ya can't depend on nothing no more.

Edith Bunker: I'm home. I'm home, Archie.
Archie Bunker: Are you sure?

Archie Bunker: Silence is golden, so stifle thy self.

Archie Bunker: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass.

Archie Bunker: Say there, Rosemarie.
Stephanie: Stephanie.
Archie Bunker: Whatever.

Edith's Final Respects - S9-E5

Continuity mistake: In this episode Jean Stapleton plays two characters. As Edith Bunker her earrings change from gold that curve below her lobes to white round ones later in the show.

Jai Rodrigue
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Trivia: The LaSalle - a GM car produced in the 1930s - was immortalized in the opening credits when Jean Stapleton sang the line "Gee, our old LaSalle ran great." However, the line was somewhat slurred at first and people wrote in asking what she was saying. In later seasons the opening was refilmed and Stapleton sang the line slower and more phonetically so it could be understood.

Jeff Swanson
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