Edith Bunker: Mike is family.
Archie Bunker: Gloria is family. What's standing behind me is an accident of marriage.
Archie Bunker: You worse than that hebe congressman Sam Irving.
Archie Bunker: Say there, Rosemarie.
Stephanie: Stephanie.
Archie Bunker: Whatever.
Mike Stivic: You eat my heart out. Little by little, bit by bit, you eat my heart out.
Archie Bunker: I don't care.
Archie Bunker: In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part.
Mike Stivic: I'll drive a truck, pump gas, collect garbage.
Archie: Bingo. Start collecting the garbage off the table.
Archie: Your honor, may I encroach the bench?
Archie Bunker: She ain't gonna saying nothing more because the smoke has given her an attack of, what do you call, laryngosis.
Archie Bunker: I got bigger fish to fly.
Mike Stivic: I just thank God I'm an atheist.
Archie Bunker: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass.
Archie Bunker: You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.
Archie: Free treatment for VD. VD. Do you know what that means, Edith?
Edith: Oh, yeah. V-D day.
Edith Bunker: What are you fighting about?
Mike Stivic: The Star-Spangled Banner.
Edith Bunker: Did the singer forget the words again?
Archie Bunker: You gotta grab the bull by the corns.
Edith Bunker: I'm home. I'm home, Archie.
Archie Bunker: Are you sure?
Archie Bunker: What she done was wrong and she gotta be punished. For the next two weeks, no out after school. No out at all. If you find yourself having fun at something, stop it. And no delicious foods for three weeks. You only gotta eat the terrible foods that are good for you. And then no TV for a week. And the next week, and this is gonna be tougher: educational TV only.
Mike Stivic: You know, you are totally incomprehensible.
Archie Bunker: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense.
Archie Bunker: Silence is golden, so stifle thy self.
Gloria: Oh, Daddy. You'd put ketchup on a doughnut.
Archie Bunker: If it needed it.
Answer: Yes, Gloria and Michael have friends, but when they got married they decided it was best to live *rent free* with Edith and Archie, while Mike was going to college. Living with friends rent free, for quite a few years, is not an easy thing no matter how close the friends are with them. Since the Stivics needed their money to pay for the tuition and its other costs, their living arrangement made it all easier to deal with. Hence the Archie and Mike scenarios.
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