How I Met Your Mother
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Barney: Suit up!

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Barney: It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary!

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Barney: Haaaaave you met Ted?

2

Marshall: You should definitely go. Look, it's a chance to show her you are still friends and that you support her.
Barney: Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter, or even better, triple threat, hotter and bigger boobs!
Ted: That's only two.
Barney: Count again.

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Marshall: I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! OK, that came out wrong.

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Barney: Challenge accepted!

1

Barney: It's going to be legendary!
Ted: Don't say that! You're too liberal with the word "legendary."

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The Pineapple Incident - S1-E10

Barney: Your problem Ted is, you think, think, think. I'm teach you to Do, Do, Do.
Marshall: Ha! Do-Do.
Barney: Totally.

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Barney: What's that? Self five? Nice! We out!

Ted: So, who are we picking up?
Barney: I dunno... Her? Or maybe her...
Ted: Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?
Barney: Yeah...
Ted: You're kidding!
Barney: False!

Barney: Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro-I'm Broda!

Barney: Moist.

Lily: You son of a bitch!

Ted: You're not... Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Ted: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Ted: Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name's Tony?
Not Moby: No.

Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five! [Slaps cell-phone.] You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone-five, Ted.

Ted: I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the leap... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... For me it's falling in love and for him it's... Death.
Barney: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.

Marshall: I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... Forever.
Claire: I'm three months pregnant.
Marshall: Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.

The Bracket - S3-E14

Barney: She said I hooked up with her? What was her name, what did she look like?
Lily: She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs...kinda trashy.
Barney: Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair?
Lily: Yes!
Barney: That's all of them!

The Platinum Rule - S3-E11

Barney: Come on guys! She's gullible, I'm bored. We're perfect for each other.

Best Prom Ever - S1-E20

Lily: Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?
Barney: Please, I'm ageless. Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep and you've got "statutory" written all over your body.

The Perfect Week - S5-E14

Continuity mistake: Lily and Marshall mention that they've been using the same toothbrush ever since they've been together, but in the 14th episode of the 1st season, "Zip, Zip, Zip", Marshall and Lily are simultaneously brushing their teeth with a tooth brush each (before Ted and Victoria get home). (00:05:05)

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Suggested correction: Many people buy another toothbrush to take on trips and since they were supposed to be going away, they probably decided to use them at home, as if this was their trip.

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Trivia: The Goliath National Bank logo can be seen at the end of the end credits.

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Question: Has the mother been cast yet? Also, does the film crew know who the mother is already?

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Chosen answer: She was finally shown at the very end of the last episode of season 8, continuing into season 9. The actor's name is Cristin Milioti: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2129662/.

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