Gibbs: Tony likes to hide behind the face of a clown. But he's the best young agent I've ever worked with.
Tony DiNizzo: You know, in the two years I've worked for Gibbs, he's never shaken my hand once? Never.
Stan Burley: I was in the office two years before he even looked me in the eye.
Tony DiNizzo: Really?
Stan Burley: Yeah. Three years before he called me by name. Four 'till he got it right. By then, I'd actually gotten used to "Steve." He must really like you.
Security guard: NCIS anything like CSI?
Anthony DiNozzo: Only if you're dyslexic.
Trent: After "Pulp Fiction", guns pointed at me in cars make me very nervous.