Titus Pullo: It's as hot as Vulcan's dick.
Cleopatra: A man without sons is a man without a future.
Cassius: Look now. Look at that.
Marcus Junius Brutus: It is a chair. What of it?
Cassius: A chair? It's a throne.
Marcus Junius Brutus: I believe thrones are generally more decorative. That is decidedly plain, and chair-like.
Gaius Julius Caesar: I didn't know he existed until he didn't.
Atia of the Julii: A large penis is always welcome.