Logan: I think we have a choice. I think we could take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now, or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now.
Logan: Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.
Wallace: Oh, you don't even want to mess with me on that today. I just about murked my mom's lazy no-rent-paying tenant this afternoon.
Veronica: That guy is sleazy. So I hope murked means something bad.
Veronica: I hope we're still friends after I taser you.
Wallace: Why do all the hottest girls always have a daddy complex?
Veronica: What's that?
Desmond Fellows: Did she try to draw herself?
Veronica: It's a Chinese character.
Logan: But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker #2 on CSI this week?
Wallace: I was gonna hang out with some of the guys on the team at lunch.
Veronica: And ruin the sanctity of our lunch duo? You know that'll send me crying to the bathroom.
Veronica: Did you guys know that 90 per cent of all identity theft is committed by relatives of the victim? That's an interesting fact. At least I think so.
Caitlin Ford: But you know what? Nobody cares what you think, Veronica Mars. Not any more. Not since you stabbed all of your friends in the back.
Veronica: You seem to care a bit what I think.
Veronica: I guess 'dress to impress' meant to dress like your favorite Pussycat Doll.
Veronica: If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.
Veronica: It's amazing how fleeting perfection can be.
Logan: There's a witness who said they saw my mom get in a white van.
Veronica: There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
Wallace: My mom thinks I'm staying at Norman's house.
Veronica: Who's Norman?
Wallace: Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, Eagle Scout, mama's boy friend.
Veronica: He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.
Wallace: Mom seems to like him.
Veronica: I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
Logan: I'm not paying you to worry about my health, I'm paying you to follow leads.
Veronica: I wasn't aware you were paying me.
Logan: This isn't a favor. It's a job you know. We're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
Veronica: I'll stop braiding.
Cliff McCormack: You crazy kids! The stuff you're into. Hula hoops, cramming into phone booths, visiting death row inmates... what's it gonna be next month?
Veronica: Here's what you do... you get tough. You get even.
Veronica: Works for me.
Keith: I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.
Veronica: Isn't she?
Keith: No, it's not that simple.
Veronica: Yeah it is. The hero is the one that stays... and the villain is the one that splits.
Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from "The Outsiders."
Veronica: Be cool, Soda Pop.
Veronica: Kimmy, why do you insist on pissing me off?