Adrian Monk: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not.
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened.
Dr. Shuler: You’re gonna feel normal for a while. And then there’s gonna be some vomiting, followed by death.
Monk: Vomiting?
Dr. Shuler: That’s right. Followed by death.
Monk: Vomiting.
Dr. Shuler: Yes. Followed by death.
Monk: Vomiting!
Dr. Shuler: Adrian, I really need you to focus on the last part of that sentence. There’s gonna be some vomiting... and then death.
Monk: Is there any chance death could come before the vomiting?
Adrian Monk: I don't know how he did it. But he did it.
Monk: It's a gift...and a curse.
Mr. Monk and the Candidate (1) - S1-E1
Sharona: You're going straight to hell.
Adrian Monk: I am in hell.
Mr. Monk and the Red Herring - S3-E10
Nurse: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Monk: That's right.
Nurse: What would my hours be?
Monk: 9 a.m...
Nurse: Until?
Monk: Until one.
Nurse: 1 p.m.?
Monk: Until one of us dies.
Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy - S2-E8
Dexter Larson: I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
Sharona Fleming: You still are.
Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy - S2-E8
Noelle Winters: Is your wife here?
Adrian Monk: I'm not married.
Noelle Winters: You're wearing a ring.
Adrian Monk: She passed away. I can't bring myself to take it off yet.
Noelle Winters: Oh, I'm sorry. When did she die?
Adrian Monk: Six years ago.
Mr. Monk and the Candidate (1) - S1-E1
Adrian Monk: Are you registered to vote?
Sharona Fleming: I never vote. It only encourages them.
Adrian Monk: Here's what happened.
Mr. Monk Makes A Friend - S5-E11
Monk: [On the phone with Hal] Oh that, that, that was just my assistant, Natalie. Uh? Ah, hold on, I'll see. [Speaking to Natalie] Are you hot?
Mr. Monk and the Candidate (1) - S1-E1
Miranda St. Clair: I'm told you're germophobic, afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and... Milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Suggested correction: Sharona was searched first by the female guard.
In fact Sharona breaks away from the female guard to go to Monk. She has NOT been searched.
The correction is correct. The female guard already finished patting Sharona down before the male guard even had a chance to start his pat down of Monk.
Bishop73
Yeah, the correction is correct. I went back six times through that clip: Sharona and Monk both get searched, and then Sharona touches Monk.