Major Nelson: Jeannie's turned against me.
Major Healey: She can't turn against you. Your her master. She as to obey you.
Major Nelson: Yeah, who says so?
Major Healey: I don't know, maybe it's in the genie manual.
Major Nelson: Then how come she's deliberately disobeyed me?
Major Healey: Maybe she wasn't issued a genie manual.
Jeannie: Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.
Nelson: How are things going?
Jeannie: Terrible. I have to make dinner - I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: You may be an expert in financial matters, Mr. Huggins, but I happen to be an expert in Major Anthony Nelson.
Jeannie: I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend.
Mrs Winker (house buyer): How many bedrooms do you have?
Jeannie: How many would you like?
Jeannie: Master I have a mother-in-law problem.
Major Nelson: You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.