Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003)

Jumba: Two experiments are about to engage in epic battle and I forgot to bring camera.

Mertle Edmonds: How could she win? She's so weird, and I'm so normal.

Nosy: Ratface.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Hamsterjerk.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: Kiesterviel.
Hämsterviel: What?
Nosy: You want I should repeat them?

Lilo: I'm gonna name him Shoe.
Pleakley: Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head?
Lilo: No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes.

Lilo: I can't dance... not without Stitch.

Pleakley: I am now going to make the lighthouse disappear... How you ask? I have absolutely no idea.

Pleakley: I think Lilo has learned the importance of being clean. But not too clean! Not overly obsessively clean like some people.
Nani: What are you, an after school special?

Pleakley: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you.

Lilo: Jumba, are you okay?
Jumba: I am okay! I landed on my patooki.

Nani: When you're as old as I am, you can stay out late too.
Lilo: But that's about 100 years from now! I can't wait that long.
Nani: Exactly. How old do you think I am?
Lilo: Old enough to have all the fun.

Stitch: Ohana.
Lilo: Ohana means family. Family means leave ME alone while I practice MY hula dance.

Nani: I just put new batteries in this clock. How is it slow?
Lilo: Stitch set it to Planet Turo time. They're 438 hours behind.

Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.

Lilo: Do you think that rocked?
Keoni Jameson: Do you think it rocked?
Lilo: Umm... Yeah?
Keoni Jameson: Then I think it rocked.
Lilo: Are you okay?
Keoni Jameson: Do you want me to be okay?
Lilo: Umm... Yeah?
Keoni Jameson: Then I'm okay.
Lilo: You're sure not acting okay.

Gantu: I will not be made a fool of.
625: Too late.

Hämsterviel: Well? Where is my big bug?
Gantu: I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination.
Hämsterviel: Again? You, with your stomping feet and shooting blasters, cannot get ONE experiment from A little girl? Tell me how lame you are! tell ME.
625: Oh, there's no right answer to that. I'd put it around the "S"s, between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame."

625: I think I've figured out your problem.
Gantu: Really? What is it?
625: Simple. You're a pathetic loser.

Pleakley: This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.
Jumba: Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.

Lilo: I hope our new planet will have this many stars. And a beach with rockin' waves. And fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches.

Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.
Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday.
Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is.