Pleakley: Jumba, you're messing up my decorative orbs.
Jumba: Well, you are standing in two of my eyes.
Lilo: We need alien geniuses on our team.
Jumba: Then why do we have Pleakley?
Lilo: Ohana means family. Family means leave ME alone while I practice MY hula dance.
Jumba: Little girl! 626.
Tiffany: You know these two?
Tiffany: Well, which is it?
Jumba: Erm... what was the question again?
Jumba: Two experiments are about to engage in epic battle and I forgot to bring camera.
Hämsterviel: Well? Where is my big bug?
Gantu: I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination.
Hämsterviel: Again? You, with your stomping feet and shooting blasters, cannot get ONE experiment from A little girl? Tell me how lame you are! tell ME.
625: Oh, there's no right answer to that. I'd put it around the "S"s, between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame."
Pleakley: Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty.
Lilo: I can't dance... not without Stitch.
Jumba: What are you doing here?
Future Jumba: I have come to give you warning. Whatever you do, do not build robot wife. Is too easy for them to hack into bank account.
Lilo: 602's out there, and there's no WAY to stop it. Kinda like when my sister's eating chocolate.
Nani: When you're as old as I am, you can stay out late too.
Lilo: But that's about 100 years from now! I can't wait that long.
Nani: Exactly. How old do you think I am?
Lilo: Old enough to have all the fun.
Stitch: Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly.
Lilo: I'm gonna name him Shoe.
Pleakley: Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head?
Lilo: No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes.
Gantu: I will not be made a fool of.
625: Too late.
Lilo: Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.
Pleakley: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you.
Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.
Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday.
Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is.
Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again.
Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again.
Lilo: Jumba, are you okay?
Jumba: I am okay! I landed on my patooki.
Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.