Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
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Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Season 2 generally

Hank: Hey - ladies ain't allowed.
Dr. Mike: I'm not a lady. I'm a doctor.


Dr. Michaela Quinn: I'm not a lady. I'm a doctor.

Byron Sully: Rich people pay to eat snails?

Brian Cooper: I'm running away.
Loren Bray: From what?
Brian Cooper: Ma said it's somethin' called puberty. I don't wanna catch it.

Dr. Cassidy: It's your funeral, Reverend.
Rev. Timothy Johnson: Yes, it is. And I would like to wait on it.

Hank Lawson: What can I do for ya?
Sister Ruth: Well, you can come home to the Lord, brother. He's missing you.
Hank Lawson: Sorry, I can't say the same.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Dorothy's overcome so much herself. I think she means this book to be inspirational. I'm sure she didn't mean to offend anyone.
Hank Lawson: You read it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I haven't had time yet. I'm looking forward to reading it this afternoon.
Hank Lawson: Where exactly you gonna be when you're readin' it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: The clinic, I suppose. Why?
Hank Lawson: Might wanna steer clear of that part of town today, folks.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Oh, Sully, I don't wanna do this. I don't think I can.
Byron Sully: Yes you can. You're doin' it right now. Pretty soon the baby'll be here... and your ten years of being pregnant are over.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I could use some advice... from someone who's had experience.
Dorothy Jennings: Oh. Well, don't you worry. It's as easy as falling off a log.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Remember, I've never... fallen off a log.

Grace: Oh, no you don't.
Brian Cooper: I was just sayin' hello.
Grace: I know you, and you were one step away from namin' that turkey.
Brian Cooper: Well, his face does kinda remind me of.
Grace: Shhh. Don't say it. You name that bird, start makin' friends with it, and there goes my Thanksgiving appetite. That bird's name is 'dinner'.

Johnny Reed: Look at you. You ain't hardly wet behind the ears. And they think that you can do a man's job today.
Matthew Cooper: Watch me, Reed.

Loren Bray: Of course they're true! That's how they get to be rumors.

Hank Lawson: Bein' sheriff's a man's job, Grace.
Grace: I know. That's why I'm votin' for Matthew.

Cloud Dancing: The marriage is good?
Byron Sully: Yeah. It's great.
Cloud Dancing: It took Snow Bird and I many months to discover that we no longer rode separate horses.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Sully says that everyone recognizes members of their own tribe.
Louise Chambers: Who's Sully?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Well, that's something for a whole other picnic.

Hank Lawson: Speakin' of ladies... May I?
Marjorie Quinn: No, you may not.
Hank Lawson: Pleased to almost meet you.

Matthew Cooper: I think Dr. Mike's in trouble.
Brian Cooper: What kinda trouble?
Matthew Cooper: What kinda trouble does she usually get into?

Brian Cooper: So why don't ya marry our Ma and be our Pa?
Colleen Cooper: Brian.
Byron Sully: Brian, it's not something you just do. It takes time.
Brian Cooper: She's 35. She doesn't have a lot of time left.

Byron Sully: I don't want ya to leave. I wanna be with you. I need to be with you.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Sully.
Byron Sully: I will love you all my days. Will you marry me?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Yes.

The Library - S3-E5

Other mistake: Dr. Mike spots a charred Bible within the charred piles of books, and heads into the church. The Reverend is giving a sermon on morality, and offers Dr. Mike the floor and she briefs about certain stories in the book, which would be considered scandalous, without mentioning the book's title, then hands it to the Reverend who agrees such stories are scandalous, until he turns it over, to see that its 'The Holy Bible'. Being a Reverend, he should know The Bible cover to cover, but reacts surprised or shocked over the mentioning of the scandalous stories. (00:36:00 - 00:41:00)

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