Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
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Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Dr. Michaela Quinn: I'm not a lady. I'm a doctor.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Where does that leave Horace? He's been struggling at the plate. He's afraid of striking out.
Byron Sully: He's not the only one.

Sam Lindsey: Life isn't about living forever, Michaela. It's about making the journey really count.

Hank Lawson: What's all the racket? I can hardly hear myself think.
Horace Bing: Hard enough for you to think as it is.

Preston A. Lodge III: D'you hear the news? Dr. Mike is climbing to the top of Pike's Peak.
Jake Slicker: Don't worry. After a while, nothin' she does'll seem strange.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Don't we have enough?
Byron Sully: You wanna learn to fish... ya gotta dig for worms.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Ha! Here's one.
Byron Sully: Half worms don't count.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Why not?
Byron Sully: It's fishin' rules.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: You're looking very pleased with yourself.
Byron Sully: When the children knock and you don't jump up, I know I got your attention.

Brian Cooper: I'm running away.
Loren Bray: From what?
Brian Cooper: Ma said it's somethin' called puberty. I don't wanna catch it.

Dr. Cassidy: It's your funeral, Reverend.
Rev. Timothy Johnson: Yes, it is. And I would like to wait on it.

Hank Lawson: What can I do for ya?
Sister Ruth: Well, you can come home to the Lord, brother. He's missing you.
Hank Lawson: Sorry, I can't say the same.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Dorothy's overcome so much herself. I think she means this book to be inspirational. I'm sure she didn't mean to offend anyone.
Hank Lawson: You read it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I haven't had time yet. I'm looking forward to reading it this afternoon.
Hank Lawson: Where exactly you gonna be when you're readin' it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: The clinic, I suppose. Why?
Hank Lawson: Might wanna steer clear of that part of town today, folks.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Oh, Sully, I don't wanna do this. I don't think I can.
Byron Sully: Yes you can. You're doin' it right now. Pretty soon the baby'll be here... and your ten years of being pregnant are over.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I could use some advice... from someone who's had experience.
Dorothy Jennings: Oh. Well, don't you worry. It's as easy as falling off a log.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Remember, I've never... fallen off a log.

Grace: Oh, no you don't.
Brian Cooper: I was just sayin' hello.
Grace: I know you, and you were one step away from namin' that turkey.
Brian Cooper: Well, his face does kinda remind me of.
Grace: Shhh. Don't say it. You name that bird, start makin' friends with it, and there goes my Thanksgiving appetite. That bird's name is 'dinner'.

Johnny Reed: Look at you. You ain't hardly wet behind the ears. And they think that you can do a man's job today.
Matthew Cooper: Watch me, Reed.

Loren Bray: Of course they're true! That's how they get to be rumors.

Hank Lawson: Bein' sheriff's a man's job, Grace.
Grace: I know. That's why I'm votin' for Matthew.

The Abduction (1) - S2-E22

Visible crew/equipment: Matthew is talking to Hank in the saloon about Hank's horse that Brian wants. After Hank agrees to let Brian work for him to pay for the horse, Matthew walks out of the saloon. The camera pans to the left slightly and a microphone can be seen moving behind Hanks head. (00:32:30)

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Legend - S5-E9

Question: When Matthew goes against Dr. Quinn's suggestion that he needs to rest and heal, and hitches his curse to leave, the sign above him says "Coopering." Shouldn't that be "Coppering"?

Answer: A Cooper was someone who made various things out of wood including wooden caskets and even barrels.

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