Bobby Brady: Mom always says not to play ball in the house.
Jan Brady: Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
Marcia Brady: Ooh! My nose.
Alice Nelson: If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch.
Marcia Brady: It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys. Bye.