Sloane: Marshall, would you please go back to work?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?
Sloane: Back to work means not fired.
Vaughn: Half a can only. I don't want to come back to a fat dog.
Vaughn: Yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you.
Vaughn: So, I was thinking, later tonight when we get the code key, maybe we can check it out?
Sydney: What, the restaurant?
Vaughn: Yeah. Well, it's almost too good not to.
Sydney: Unless SD-6 spots us there and has us killed.
Vaughn: Well, the food's so good it's almost worth the risk.
Vaughn: Uh, I don't have an easy answer to that.
Kendall: I'll take a complicated one.
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Syd, this guy buried you alive.
Sydney: Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first.
Vaughn: This watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it used to keep perfect time. And when he gave it to me, he said you could set your heart by this watch. It stopped October 1st. The day we met.
Sydney: Me too.
Marcus Dixon: Listen, while you're grabbing the Rambaldi manuscript, if you happen to see a sandwich.
Sydney: You got it.
Francie: Okay, seriously, we are not putting chocolate chips in the pancakes.
Will: I got news for you. Oh yes we are.
Agent Jack Bristow: The illusion of freedom is better than none at all.
Rachel Gibson: Oh, my God, you're.
Kelly Peyton: Not dead?
Rachel Gibson: I was gonna say evil, but.
Weiss: By the power invested in me by the United Church of Mammals, I now pronounce you man and wife.
Sydney: Weiss, have you seen Vaughn?
Weiss: That's all I am to you - just a conduit to Vaughn. Have you ever seen Vaughn and said "Hey, where's Weiss?"
Rachel Gibson: I'm the new girl, I panicked on the last mission, and everybody's questioning whether I can do it or not. And the truth is... I don't know. I'm terrified. But I'm more terrified of not trying. So I'm gonna put on my strappy shoes and my tiny dress and I'm gonna try. And by this time tomorrow, we'll know if I can do it or not.
Haladki: I think your judgment is impaired.
Vaughn: I think I'm going to kick your ass.
Will: So, I'm not annoying to dead people.
Weiss: Hey, you sure you don't want to talk about this?
Vaughn: There's nothing to talk about.
Weiss: I share my fights with you.
Vaughn: No you don't.
Weiss: Yeah I do. Remember when Alan pissed in the living room?
Vaughn: That was your dog.
Weiss: Yeah, but I was angry about it and I let you know how upset I was.
Marshall: You've got the looks. I've got the brains.
Vaughn: I've got the looks? You've got the brains?
Vaughn: You're probably gonna say no to this, but I wanna go to India.
Vaughn: "Go"? What... Are you trying to get rid of me?
Marcus Dixon: We kill ourselves to do the right thing, meanwhile the bad people keep coming back.