M*A*S*H
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Frank Burns: You disgust me!
Hawkeye: You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.

5

Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters.

5

Frank Burns: Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.

4

Frank Burns: I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper: I often wonder that too, Frank.

3

Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper: Aw, Frank... You're not going to write your mother again.

3

Radar: Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns: I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger: He has no compound-interest.

3

Frank Burns: The men hate me, don't they?
Radar: Just your guts, sir.

4

PA System: Attention all personnel. Due to the shortage of oil and wood, tonight's movie will be burned at 1800.

2

Radar: Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
Henry Blake: I was born with someone waiting to see me.

2

Henry Blake: Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?
Radar: One of us has to.

2

Frank Burns: I love it here.
Col. Potter: Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.

2

Frank Burns: Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret: We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns: I know, darling, and I love being both of us.

2

Maj. Burns: You're losing half your apple sauce. Apples don't grow on trees, you know.

2

PA System: Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.

1

Margaret: Act like a man, you sniveling twerp!

1

Colonel Flagg: I could kill you with one finger.

Henry Blake: You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.

Dr. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist.

Col. Potter: Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.

Henry Blake: Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
Radar: Oh, nobody does, sir.
Henry Blake: Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.

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Divided We Stand - S2-E1

Visible crew/equipment: In the opening scene where General Clayton is explaining the 4077 to the psychiatrist, the scene changes to the outdoor set and the camera pans to the right. As the camera pans past the hospital, a white 1970s era shuttle van can be seen driving into the set in the upper right corner of the screen. (00:01:35)

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Trivia: Gary Burghoff's left hand was slightly deformed, and he often hid it behind his clipboard during filming.

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That's Show Biz - S10-E1

Question: Talking with stripper Candy Doyle, Potter remarks that he still remembers how she used to spin her tassels and that he is reminded of this every time he sees a C 42 revving up. On the net I do find references to a C40A, a C47 and others, but no reference to an aircraft of the time called a C 42. What would he have been referring to?

Answer: The C-42 was a military variant of the Douglas DC-2. Very few C-42's were built, so it's questionable that Potter would specifically have seen that particular model, but, given his military background, it's not entirely unreasonable that he might use the military designation even when the aircraft in question is actually a civilian DC-2.

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