Max Headroom: Well, most people would agree that censors are a silly breed. In fact, it surprises me how they ever manage to breed at all.
Max Headroom: Now, I'm no librarian, in fact, I don't know what star sign I am. But, as a famous person once said, "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." And as I - another more famous person - once said, "If you don't teach them to read, you can fool them whenever you like."
Bryce Lynch: There are no experimental failures. There's only more data.
Max Headroom: Y'know... I get the feeling there's a lot of faces out there... watching... me! And I can tell you it brings a lump to my ratings. Yes, this is Network 23. The net-net-net-net-network that puts it right... where they want you to be.
Max Headroom: Converts are the worst bigots.
Edison Carter: What happened to the old religions?
Murray: I don't know. Television killed it. We have better miracles.
Breugel: The loudest sound in the universe is the last heartbeat.
Max Headroom: What do men do when women are distressed?
Theora Jones: Run away or boast, normally.
Zik-Zak Announcer: Zik-Zak... We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
Max Headroom: How can you tell a network executive is lying? His lips move.
Murray: Those that can, do. Those that can't, censor it.
Ben Cheviot: Override Censor? Good God, Murray! I'm the Chairman, not the Creator.
Max Headroom: Freedom. You know, writers have no freedom on TV. One rude suggestion, and the censors are straight on their back. Not on their back in a rude way.