General Grabaston: By the end of this hearing I'm going to reabsorb Space Force and its budget, like the world's most powerful tampon.
General Naird: I always thought that you were a tampon.
General Grabaston: Tampons spend all day in vaginas. Nothing manlier if you ask me.
General Naird: All day? 5 hours, tops. Three if you have uterine fibroids. She knows what I'm talking about.
Chief of Naval Operations: Acknowledge my gender again, and I will fuck you in the ass.
General Naird: Duly noted. Duly noted.
F. Tony Scarapiducci: I saw history being made and couldn't resist being part of it.
General Mark R. Naird: Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?
F. Tony Scarapiducci: I should be tweeting this.