Destro: Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind.
Mainframe: Beach Head, I wanna talk to you about your deodorant.
Beachhead: What do you mean? I don't use deodorant.
Mainframe: That's what I wanna talk to you about.
Flint: I'm hoping they'd?
Mainframe: Hi, Flint.
Flint: I was hoping they'd get here without.
Lady Jaye: You were hoping they'd get here without what, Flint?
Flint: Without being too conspicuous.
Serpentor: There can be no negotiation, you insolent microbe.
Lifeline: Hey, Low-Light. Does it ever occur to you there might be an easier way of settling disputes?
Low-Light: Yeah, Lifeline. It's called a gun.
Announcer: GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
Zartan: The crucial, final fragment of the Weather Dominator, the laser core itself, is now entirely in my possession: a prize which I offer to the highest bidder. G.I. Joe? Cobra? The world belongs to one of you. The one with the greatest bank account.
Lady Jaye: Maybe we have an ancestor in common?
Destro: I find that to be most distasteful.
Sgt. Slaughter: Give your hearts to America, Joes, 'cause your butts belong to me.
Roadblock: It'll take 30 years for those dinos to grow up - and we'll all be retired by then.
Flint: Remember, a Cobra is a snake and snake is sneak spelled sideways.
Scarlett: Hey, why didn't you just yell "Look out!"?
Duke: Didn't you read my green sheet? I'm a man of action.
Destro: The ion attractor generates forces strong enough to pull down the Aurora Borealis, the ions melt the ice, eventually raising the water level eighty feet around the world. Every coastal city will be flooded! And then with the world in chaos, Cobra strikes.
Lady Jaye: Brilliant, Destro! I bet you'd take first prize at the science fair.
Destro: Beware, Lady Jaye! With so sharp a tongue you could cut your own throat.
Serpentor: Know that I am the one you seek! I am the one born to rule, destined to conquer! Let those who fear me follow me. Let those who oppose me die! For I am Serpentor, and this I command.
Low-Light: You gotta be tougher than that! I'm no wimp any more! I'm a G.I. Joe, and nothing stops a G.I. Joe! Nothing.
Cobra Commander: NO! G.I. Joe was ready for us! How dare they anticipate my strategy?
Gen. Hawk: No need to get flustered, son, we're all Joes here.