Quotes from Michael Oliver movies and TV shows

Junior: Some people never learn.

Martin Beck: I drove over a thousand miles, to hang out with a seven year old.
Junior: I'm going to be eight in two weeks.
Martin Beck: Don't count on it.

Mother Superior: You see Mr. Peabody the child is incorrigible.
Junior: I'm what? Why don't you speak English lady?

Junior: Hey, Martin! Let's go see the bearded lady.
Martin: No, I've seen too many of them in prison.

Junior: I hope you guys are insured.

Junior: Why does this guy love me? Why does any parent love any kid? Maybe it's one of those answers we'll never know, like how high is up? Why is the sky blue? And whatever happened to Mrs. Healy?

Junior: You ever seen a grown man wear so much blue?

Junior: Hahahahahaha.
Mr. Peabody: What's so funny?
Junior: You are you stupid dick.

More Problem Child quotes

Ben Healey: Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.
Junior Healy: I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me.

More Problem Child 2 quotes

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