Cher: Old people can be so sweet.
Cher: So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Cher: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
Cher: It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."
Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
Cher: Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.
Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
Cher: They are your parents.
Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.
Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.
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