Quotes from Malin Akerman movies and TV shows

Debbie Harry: New York has gorgeous garbage.

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Nancy: I should have known something was up with this place. I mean think about it. What the hell kind of summer camp has waterbeds?

Nancy: Am I really gonna die?
Max Cartwright: Yeah.
Nancy: So, I guess I never grow up or fall in love or have kids. I had this dream that when I graduated college, I would meet a guy and we'd have a baby. A girl. And if she ever needed me, I would do anything for her - anything. I would've made a really great mom.
Max Cartwright: The best.

Nancy: What does that tattoo mean?
Kurt: It was given to me in juvie. I was caught stealing cherries. I'm a... I'm a cherry thief.

Nancy: I can't believe they're all dead.
Vicki Summers: They were never alive! They weren't real. Neither are you because this is just a movie.

Max Cartwright: You shouldn't have sex.
Nancy: Why?
Max Cartwright: Because I heard that sex can kill you.

Nancy: Paula, you're just in time to start setting up for the slumber party.
Kurt: Yeah, we took a vote and you get to share my sleeping bag.
Paula: Thanks, Kurt, but I'm saving myself for someone who doesn't have a needle dick.
Kurt: Yeah, right. It's like a hammer... dick, if anything. It's a sledgehammer.

Nancy: You were right about one thing, you know?
Max Cartwright: What?
Nancy: I'm a movie star.

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Annie: I'm so sick of optimism, it's fucking exhausting.

Annie: Sadness be gone, let's be people who deserve to be loved, who are worthy, cause we are worthy.

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Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
Lila: How do you know my name?
Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

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Claire Wyden: Doctor... either you come home with my research, or you don't come home at all. (00:02:15)

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Jon Osterman: Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in?
Laurie Juspeczyk: Do it for me.

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