Bob Odenkirk

Quotes from Bob Odenkirk movies and TV shows

Jimmy McGill: I'm the guy on your speed dial right after your weed dealer.

Jimmy McGill: Who do I see? Chet. He drove up and he double parked outside a Dairy Queen and went in to get some soft serve. Now Chet drove, and this will give you an idea of exactly what kind of douche bag this guy was, drove a white pearlescent BMW 7-Series with white leather interior. So I saw that thing, and I had, I'd had a few, like I said, and uh... I climbed up top, and I may have... Defecated, uh... Through the sunroof... Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that. But! That's what a Chicago Sunroof is. Now you know. It's a real thing, I didn't make it up, not the first person to do it, there's a name for it. Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him soft serve. I did not know that his children were in the backseat. There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day, was not legal in an Illinois licenced vehicle. But somehow, that's on me, I guess.

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Chicanery - S3-E5

Dr. Caldera: Jesus, what are you doing, man? There's barely any oxygen in that bag! You're suffocating her.
Jimmy McGill: Her?
Dr. Caldera: Just because you don't see swinging dicks doesn't mean you can't tell a boy fish from a girl fish.
Jimmy McGill: Oh yeah, see. Now I can see the lipstick.
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