Quotes from Amanda Seyfried movies and TV shows

Savannah Curtis: Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you.

Savannah Curtis: The saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all.

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Mary Katherine: Who are you people?
Ronin: We are the Leafmen, protectors of the forest.

Mary Katherine: I'm not from this world.
Nod: What happened? You got shrunk?
Mary Katherine: Yes.
Nod: Seriously?
Ronin: It's been a weird day for everybody.

Mub: What's going on, baby girl?
Mary Katherine: Talking snails.
Mub: Actually, he's a snail. I'm a sluuuug. No shell over here, baby. It just slows me down.

Mary Katherine: My dad always told me stories about a hidden world. Where brave warriors watch over and protect us.

More Epic quotes

Sylvia Weis: I didn't mean to shoot him, I wanted to scare him.
Will Salas: I think you did both.

More In Time quotes

Sophie: That's so romantic.
Charlie: What's so romantic about eating in the dirt?

Charlie: Patricia is my cousin!
Sophie: How is that legal?

More Letters to Juliet quotes

Chuck: Fifty, maybe a hundred thousand.
Linda: To do another fuck film?
Chuck: No, Linda, it's Shakespeare. I told them you do a great English accent, particularly with a cock down your throat.

Linda: You know I spent exactly seventeen days in the pornography industry and somehow these seventeen days are suppose to define who I am for the rest of my life, but I hope that people can see me for who I really am. I mean Linda Lovelace was a fictitious character. My name is Linda Marchiano. I can finally be myself. I'm a mother and a wife and that is where I found my joy.

More Lovelace quotes

Sophie: I don't care if you've slept with hundreds of men!
Donna: I haven't slept with HUNDREDS of men!

Harry Bright: Is your father here?
Sophie: I don't know. I don't know who my father is.

Sophie: Are you my father?
Bill: Yes. I think so. Yes.
Sophie: You know what comes next?
Bill: You're not going to tell me you have a twin sister, are you?

Sophie: I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali: You found him!?
Sophie: Well, not exactly.

More Mamma Mia! quotes

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No. Anything else?
Karen: Well, I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.

Karen: God. My hips are huge!
Gretchen: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Regina: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Cady: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen: My hairline is so weird.
Regina: My pores are huge.
Karen: My nail beds suck.

Karen: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1,3, and 5. You could try Sears.

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