Police Sergeant: You're drunk again, Arthur.
Arthur: No, I have remained drunk since our last encounter.
Arthur: Congratulations, you're winning the dead parent game. But it's not too late to run home and butcher my mother.
Arthur: Susan, mentally ill people are spontaneous. It's all about context.
Arthur: Who wouldn't want to marry a sexy clown?
Arthur: We don't have any thing in common. You love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?
Arthur: I'm talking about Tuscany! White truffle gelato! Have you ever tried white truffle gelato? It makes all other gelato taste like shit.
Aldous Snow: Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?
Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was Darfur, or Zimbabwe, or Rwanda, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.
Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.
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