Quotes from Ed Wynn movies and TV shows

Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

More Alice in Wonderland quotes

Toymaker: Oh, for heaven's sakes! Such a dreadful temper! I'm glad I'm not marrying you! Well, I am marrying you, but I'm marrying you to her.

Toymaker: Do you Barnaby take Mary to be your wedded wife? To keep her in sickness, in adversity, in poverty, in tragedy, in disaster.
Barnaby: What are you doing?
Toymaker: Well, I was just trying to talk you out of it.

Toymaker: Do you, Barnaby, take Mary to be your wedded wife?
Barnaby: I do.
Toymaker: Are you sure you don't want to think this over?

Toymaker: We are gathered here today to witness this young lady making her first step toward unhappiness. She's gonna marry you.
Barnaby: What?

More Babes in Toyland quotes

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