Quotes from Nick Stahl movies and TV shows

Bobby Kent: You enjoyed that back there, didn't you?
Marty: No way, man, I ain't queer like those guys.
Bobby Kent: Yeah, bullshit, bullshit, I think you like dick. You don't gotta lie to me, boy, I know you like dick.

Bobby Kent: You call that going out?
Alice 'Ali' Willis: I don't know.
Bobby Kent: I call it a fucking blowjob! A damn fine blowjob, but a blowjob all the same.

Alice 'Ali' Willis: You're so hot.
Bobby Kent: I'm not hot, baby, I'm just big.

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Gavin Strick: Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?

Gavin Strick: The Yogurt Shop, Yogurt Shoppe, what the fuck's a Shoppe?

More Disturbing Behavior quotes

Daniel Hackett: Somebody has to do something.

Daniel Hackett: Who are you?
Pecos Bill: I'm a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter, ride harder and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and I wrestle.
Daniel Hackett: You got a name, don't you?
Pecos Bill: I'm getting' to that. I'm the rip-snortinest cowboy that ever rode north, south, east or west of the Rio Grande. I'm Pecos Bill.

Daniel Hackett: Pa, Pecos Bill ain't real.
Jonas Hackett: He's out there... where there's still enough elbow room for a man to wander. He's out there... where the land is still young and wild. You don't believe me? I swear to you by the code of the West, Pecos Bill is as real as you and me. Now, you know the Code of the West don't you?
Daniel Hackett: Yeah, Pa, I know.
Jonas Hackett: Respect the land, defend the defenseless and don't never spit in front of women and children.

Pecos Bill: We came to say goodbye, Daniel.
Daniel Hackett: I knew you would.

More Tall Tale quotes

John Connor: Do you even remember me? Sarah Connor? Blowing up Cyberdyne? Hasta la vista, baby? Ring any bells?
Terminator: That was a different T-101.
John Connor: What, do you guys come off an assembly line or something?
Terminator: Exactly.
John Connor: Oh man, I'm gonna have to teach you everything all over again.

Terminator: John Connor. It is time.
John Connor: Are you here to kill me?
Terminator: No. You must live.

John Connor: The T-X, can you find a way to destroy it?
Terminator: Unlikely. I'm an obsolete design.

John Connor: Tell her who I am.
Terminator: John Connor is the leader of the worldwide resistance and last hope for mankind.

John Connor: No, you shouldn't exist. We took out Cyberdyne over ten years ago. We stopped Judgment Day.
Terminator: You only postponed it. Judgment Day is inevitable.

Kate Brewster: How much did you take?
John Connor: Enough.
Kate Brewster: Well, this is the stuff we use to chemically neuter dogs.

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