Quotes from Scarlett Johansson movies and TV shows

Natasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract, it has the potential energy to wipe out the entire planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?

Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Russian General: This is not how I wanted this evening to go.
Natasha Romanoff: I know how you wanted this evening to go. Believe me, this is better.

Natasha Romanoff: I'd sit this one out, Cap.
Steve Rogers: I don't see how I can.
Natasha Romanoff: These guys come from legend, they're basically gods.
Steve Rogers: There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Black Widow: This is just like Budapest all over again.
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

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Natasha Romanoff: [Talking about Hawkeye] Are you sure he’s going to be OK? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.

Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands.] Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... Wounded screams... Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and...gout.

More Avengers: Age of Ultron quotes

Scott Lang: It's crazy.
Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get emails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore.

Natasha Romanoff: This is gonna work, Steve.
Steve Rogers: I know it is. 'Cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.

Steve Rogers: You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.
Natasha Romanoff: In the Hudson?
Steve Rogers: Fewer ships, cleaner water...
Natasha Romanoff: You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side - I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.
Steve Rogers: Sorry, force of habit.

Natasha Romanoff: Killing all these people isn't going to bring your family back. We found something. A chance - maybe...
Clint Barton: Don't.
Natasha Romanoff: Don't what?
Clint Barton: Don't give me hope.
Natasha Romanoff: I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.

More Avengers: Endgame quotes

Natasha Romanoff: You do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers: Well, all the guys in my barbershop quartet are dead. So no, not really.

Natasha Romanoff: Can anyone direct me to the Smithsonian? I'm looking for an old fossil.

Natasha Romanoff: Kiss me.
Steve Rogers: What?
Natasha Romanoff: Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable.
Steve Rogers: Yeah, they do.

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More Captain America: The Winter Soldier quotes

Barbara: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
Don Jon: And they give awards for porn too.

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Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that.

More Eight Legged Freaks quotes

The Major: You are not defined by your past, but for your actions.

The Major: They created me. But they can not control me.

The Major: Well, maybe next time you can design me better.

Dr. Ouelet: Hello Mira. I'm Dr. Ouelet. Do you remember anything about the attack?
The Major: What happened? I was... I was drowning. There was water.
Dr. Ouelet: That's right. You were on a boat, a refugee boat. It was sunk by terrorists.
The Major: Why can't I feel my body?
Dr. Ouelet: Mira, your body was damaged. We could not save that. Only your brain survived. We made you a new body. A synthetic shell. But your mind, your soul... your ghost. It's still in there.

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