Quotes from Maggie Smith movies and TV shows
Orderly: My wife is from Mumbai.
Muriel: Well don't blame me, you married her!
Diana Barrie: We should never have come. I never know how to dress in this bloody country. It is so easy to dress in England. You just put on warm clothing.
Zeus: Perseus has won. My son has triumphed.
Hera: A fortunate young man.
Zeus: Fortune is ally to the brave.
Thetis: What a dangerous precedent. What if there more heroes like him? What if courage and imagination became everyday mortal qualities? What will become of us?
Zeus: We would no longer be needed. But, for the moment, there is sufficient cowardice, sloth and mendacity down there on Earth to last forever.
Calibos: I demand justice!
Thetis: Justice or revenge?
Stevenson Lowe: So what went wrong?
Lily Marlowe: Well, Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.
Stevenson Lowe: But you knew that, I mean, you knew that.
Lily Marlowe: I thought it would pass. I think it's a sad loss that men have such an aptitude for love coupled with such an inability for managing it properly.
Lily Marlowe: Max is like a little dog. He's always sniffing around where it's not polite.
Violet Crawley: I will say goodnight... and leave you to discuss my mysterious past.
Flitwick: You do realize we can't keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely.
Minerva McGonagall: That doesn't mean we can't delay him. And his name is Voldemort, so you might as well use it, he's going to try and kill you either way.
Filch: Students in the corridor! Students out of bed!
Professor Minerva McGonagall: They are supposed to be out of bed, you blithering idiot.
Minerva McGonagall: I've always wanted to use that spell!
Professor McGonagall: Mr. Potter, are you and Miss Patil ready?
Harry Potter: Ready? For what?
Professor McGonagall: To dance! It's traditional for the three... Well, in this case, four champions to begin the dance. Surely I told you that?
Harry Potter: No.
Professor McGonagall: Oh... Well, now you know.
Professor McGonagall: Potter is a boy! Not a piece of meat!
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