Quotes from Adam Sandler movies and TV shows - page 4 of 7

Dracula: Nauseating to meet you.

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Frank: Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise.
Dracula: It's not the Love Boat, Frank.

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Chuck Levine: Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some shit.

Chuck Levine: Let's go junior high on them.

Chuck Levine: Oh my God, it's homo-palooza.

Asian Minister: Civil or religious?
Chuck Levine: Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine: I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off.

Alex McDonough: You know, Larry's heavyset. Is that the kind of guy you've always been attracted to?
Chuck Levine: Ah no, he's my first fattie.
Alex McDonough: You guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.
Chuck Levine: I float his boat and he sinks mine.

Chuck Levine: Going in alive.
Larry Valentine: Coming out the same way.

Larry Valentine: Chuck, we really pulled this one out our asses.
Chuck Levine: Bad choice of words there, Larry. Bad choice of words.

Larry Valentine: Chuck. What's going on, man?
Chuck Levine: Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
Larry Valentine: What?
Chuck Levine: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be all right.
Larry Valentine: Oh, you know, you're such a dick.

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Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him.
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you.
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.

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Danny: You dropped your...
Joanna Damon: Can I sit for ten seconds without getting hit on?
Danny: I was just going to tell you you dropped your purse.

Fat Kid: Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!
Danny: What? He put his face in my pee-pee!

Michael: Can we go to McFunnigan's?
Danny: How about Chuck E. Cheese because it's right down the street from my house?
Michael: You mention that place again, and I walk.

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Chubbs: You mambo?
Nicky: No, I don't think so.
Chubbs: It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.

Valerie: Nicky.
Nicky: Valerie.
Valerie: What are you doing?
Nicky: I think I'm floating.
Valerie: Why would you be floating?
Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.

Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.

Nicky: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana.
Mr. Beefy: He superimposed your head into Scarface.
Todd: Which is probably DePalma's third best film.

Nicky: Get in the flask.
Popeye's Cashier: What're you talkin' about, man?
Nicky: I'm talkin' about an 8-piece, let's go.

Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened?
Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
Satan: That's a train, son, don't stand in front of them.
Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one.

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