Happy Gilmore: But she's an old lady. I mean, look at her. She's old. You can't just take her stuff. She's too old.
IRS Agent: I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Her stuff is now our stuff.
Dracula: You messed up, baby. You messed up big time. I told you to take it down. You'll ruin my hotel if they find out.
Jonathan: Well, maybe you're just jealous that people are finally having fun at this place.
Dracula: Oh, that? That was not fun. Everyone running, jumping, swimming with no order. That was the opposite of fun.
Jonathan: Do you even know what fun is?
Dracula: I invented fun.
Jonathan: Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.
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