Quotes from Cary Elwes movies and TV shows

W. R. Hearst: You ever eaten a seagull, Tom?
Thomas Ince: No.
W. R. Hearst: God, they taste awful. Just like eating a crow.

Thomas Ince: You're a civilized man.
W. R. Hearst: Oh, and why does that surprise you, Tom?
Thomas Ince: Because you have the power to act uncivilized.

Thomas Ince: Anyhow, failure is a character builder, right Charlie?
Charlie Chaplin: I don't know, Tom. You tell me.

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Aquaman: You murdered my wife, Diana.
Wonder Woman: She tried to assassinate me, Arthur. I was protecting myself.
Aquaman: Yet you wear her helmet like a trophy.
Wonder Woman: No. A warning.

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The Flash: Batman?
Batman: It's future tech. Difficult to disarm without setting them off, even for me.
Captain Atom: I could try to vaporize the bombs.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but you'd be vaporizing the Rogues as well.
Aquaman: Diana's right. What's plan B?

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Top: Aren't you gonna do something!?
Aquaman: I am. I've got a million microbes eating the bomb's wiring.

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Casanova: Face it Will, I'm your mentor. And you're the bad seed.

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Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know.
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: Okay.

Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Westley: Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Buttercup: I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it.
Westley: With pride. What can I do for you?
Buttercup: You can die slowly. Cut into a thousand pieces.
Westley: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Hardly complimentary, your highness. Why loose your venom on me?
Buttercup: You killed my love.
Westley: It's possible. I've killed a lot of people.

Westley: A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Westley: I do not envy the headache that you will have when you awake, but till then, sleep well and dream of large women.

Westley: If only we had a wheelbarrow that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Under the albino I think.

Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.

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Fezzik: How long do we have to wait? Before we find out if the miracle works?
Inigo Montoya: Your guess is as good as mine.
Westley: I'll beat you at your part! I'll take you both together!
Fezzik: I guess not very long.

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