Perry: Mr. Koontz, I don't think you understand me. Let me clear: I'm accustomed to getting what I want. I want that bear.
Judah Ben-Hur: If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.
Esther: If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.
Messala: You're either for me or against me! You have no other choice.
Judah Ben-Hur: If that is the choice, then I am against you.
Judah Ben-Hur: If I cannot persuade them, that does not mean I will help you... *murder* them. Besides, you must understand this, Messala. I believe in the past of my people, *and* in their future.
Messala: Future? You are a conquered people!
Judah Ben-Hur: You may conquer the land; you may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again.
Steve Leech: All I can say, McKay, is you take a helluva long time to say good-bye.
Steve Leech: You know, McKay, you're a bigger fool than I thought you were. And to tell you the truth, that just didn't seem possible.
Soldier: I have orders to bring you to Herod, Baptist.
John the Baptist: I have orders to bring you to God... heathen.
Neville: You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don't bother me? Well, I guess I'm the only boy.
Neville: And Speedy Bob Neville - his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that.
George Taylor: Take your stinkin' paws off me, ya damn dirty ape.
George Taylor: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Draco: That naked strumpet wears our father's ring.
Chrysagon: Then honor it, and her.
Chrysagon: From under his right hand, I took that sword. I've lived twenty years with that cold wife.
Will Penny: That's always the way, ain't it?
Alex: What's always the way?
Will Penny: Let a man die, right away he's "good, old Claude." How was he before he bucked out?
Will Penny: I'm sure glad no one seen me do that. I'd be laughed off the place.
Catherine Allen: What? Milking?
Will Penny: No self-respectin' cowhand'd be caught dead milkin' a cow.
Catherine Allen: I won't tell anyone.
Will Penny: I sure won't go braggin' on it none.
Anse Howard: Save your money! Get you a spread of your own like me.
Will Penny: It wasn't money started you in the cattle business, Anse.
Anse Howard: Well, what do you think it was, Will?
Will Penny: More like a long rope and a hot iron.
Alex: You'll be line rider up in ridge country. It pays $30 a month. You sure you rode line before?
Will Penny: Sure enough to have some might strong feelings about it.
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