Zoey Deutch

Quotes from Zoey Deutch movies and TV shows

Samantha Kingston: If I was going to live the same day over and over, I wanted it to mean something... and not just to me.

Samantha Kingston: Do you ever feel like you're living the same day over and over again, only like a few things being different?
Anna Cartulo: Aw shit Samantha, you just described my whole life.

Samantha Kingston: How is it possible to change so much and not be able to change anything at all?

More Before I Fall quotes

Jin: You don't want to rent there. Too stink, shifty landlord.
Peg: Well, then why do you rent there?
Jin: I conned the dingus into giving me a 50-year lease. I pay shit.
Peg: You do good business?
Jin: Most of our walk-ins are Buffalonian assholes looking for a rub and tug. I did not come to the promised land to fondle soft weiners. I came to get rich.
(00:43:28)

KeyZOid

Young Peg: Buffalo, New York. Epicenter of the rust belt. A city whose favorite meal is discarded chicken parts. A city hopelessly dedicated to a staple of disappointment.
Mom: Hey. Don't rag on my Bills.
Young Peg: A city whose appreciation of unhealthy lifestyles ultimately led to my father's death.
(00:02:55)

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Young Peg: I became a student of money. While other kids begged for allowances, I studied profit margins. While other kids were scrapbooking pictures of pretty ponies, I was compiling financial advice. I was grooming myself to be the next Warren Buffet. I had a plan; go to an Ivy League school, then to Wall Street, then get so rich, some little girl was gonna say she's grooming herself to be the next me. (00:05:35)

KeyZOid

Brother: Hey, shouldn't you put your money in the bank?
Peg: Three percent interest isn't worth 30 percent in taxes.
(00:07:00)

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Peg: OK, sure. I counterfeited Bills tix. But it was for a bigger cause. Higher education. Higher education is the key to financial freedom.
Cop: Ma'am... your scam is desecrating the sacred ground of our Buffalo Bills.
Peg: No, it's not.
(00:09:13)

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Peg: [To Mom] Haven't you ever dreamed of something more?
Grandma: I had a dream that John Travolta took off his wig and on his scalp was another John Travolta face. Double Travolta. I could never get that image out of my mind. You know what I'm saying?
(00:40:56)

KeyZOid

Peg: OK, um... I'm supposed to talk about what I learned in prison. Supposed to talk about what I learned in prison. I learned, I learned, I learned, don't go, right? Just stay away. Just stay away from there. Oh, I learned... there are better ways to erase debt than torching your boyfriend's office. (01:29:16)

KeyZOid

Peg: You can collect 20-year-old debt?
Josh: Debt never dies.
Peg: Debt never dies. Debt never dies.
(00:28:30)

KeyZOid

Peg: Hi. Don't worry. I got this. I got this. I'm gonna fix this. I am...
Mom: They got me running an off-the-books business in a house full of cash, okay?
Peg: I know, but I...
Mom: I am effed. And we both know it.
Peg: No, no, no, because I can afford a great lawyer.
Mom: You don't have any money. They took all your money. And even if you did, I wouldn't want that money helping me.
Peg: Fine. I messed up, but what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry? Do you want me to say I'm sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I had a dream. I'm so f-ing sorry I had a dream.
(01:15:20)

KeyZOid

Peg: In total, I burned up 52,437 debt sheets. Fifty-two thousand, four hundred and thirty-seven people whose phones stopped ringing. Whose phones stopped ringing. (01:27:15)

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More Buffaloed quotes

Harper: When my mom was my age, she had me. I've never even had a boyfriend.
Charlie: But you're like, a grown up.
Harper: Take that back.

Harper: Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports.

Harper: All I care about is that I'm not still an assistant when I'm 28 years old. That's when it gets really sad.
Charlie: I'm 28.
Harper: Oh my God, I'm so sorry. For you. That's very sad for you.

More Set It Up quotes

Rose Hathaway: You should know by now, with us, weird doesn't begin to cover it.

Rose Hathaway: I hate mysteries. Honestly, I would prefer a good Strigoi attack at this point. At least we know what those homicidal bloodsuckers want.

Rose Hathaway: Why can't you be like a normal teenage girl and dream about hot naked guys on unicorns?
Lissa Dragomir: Does it have to be unicorns?
Rose Hathaway: Of course not. It could be jet skis, mechanical bulls, or... Why do you have a scary poster of an American ex-president?
Lissa Dragomir: Well, you told me I needed to blend more into Oregano society.
Rose Hathaway: We're in Oregon. You know you're completely hopeless as a human being, right?
Lissa Dragomir: I'm still adjusting.

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