Quotes from Chris Tucker movies and TV shows

Skip: I'd rather be home with a fucked-up hand up in some pussy than to be out here healthier than a motherfucker without it... Shit.

Anthony Curtis: Ya'll may think I'm crazy but I just want to do something that's different.
Skip: Well, gettin' your fuckin' head blown off is different, haha. Hey man, turn that shit down and slow this mother fucker down, ain't nobody in a hurry to get to school.

Skip: I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy.

More Dead Presidents quotes

Smokey: I got mind control over Debo. When he here, I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again.

Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out.

More Friday quotes

Franklin Hatchett: Hey, man... Me and Guy just down here checkin' out some fly rides, mackin' some hoes, and chillin'.
James Russell: Imagine that... It's like a G-Dogg on a fly tip flossin' with the posse, cuttin' in the crib... what THE fuck does that mean?

Franklin Hatchett: Why you always gotta be killing someone, why don't you try loving someone?

James Russell: I want some answers.
Franklin Hatchett: Hey man, me and Guy just down here, checkin' out some fly rides, and mackin' some hos and chillin'.
James Russell: Imagine that. It's like a G-Dog on a fly tip. Flossin' wit da posse. Cuttin' in da crib. what THE fuck does that mean?
Franklin Hatchett: Man, I don't wanna have to beat yo ass, but I will beat yo ass.

Paula: You better not be over at no girl's house.
Franklin Hatchett: Hell no I ain't at no goddamn girl's house. I'm wanted for muder. I ain't got time to get no pussy.
Paula: What?
Franklin Hatchett: I ain't fucking nobody but you.

Franklin Hatchett: MAN, GET THE hell of ME, MAN! and WHERE'S YO shirt AT?

James Russell: Please do something about that hair of yours.
Franklin Hatchett: My 'do is tight.
James Russell: Well every cop in the city is looking for that tight 'do.

Franklin Hatchett: You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.

Franklin Hatchett: This tub wasn't clean you dirty assed white boy.

James Russell: If you try anything fucked up or funny, I swear to God I will kill you myself.
Franklin Hatchett: Just like you did back on the dock, huh? (Mocking laugh) I will beat your ass.
James Russell: You ain't beatin' shit, homes.

James Russell: I need this for sweeps week.
Franklin Hatchett: Sweeps week? Man fuck sweeps week, my life's on the line and you're talking about a damn broom.

More Money Talks quotes

Carter: Now gimme a hundred-thousand in chips, and a diet pepsi and some hot wings!

Carter: How come there ain't no black people singin' in this hotel?
Casino attendant: We've got Lionel Ritchie performing tonight!
Carter: Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the Commodores, man!

More Rush Hour 2 quotes

Detective James Carter: Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off.

Detective James Carter: Don't move or I'll shoot you and the Temptations.

Detective James Carter: I don't know what you been feedin' him, but he is too damn big.

More Rush Hour 3 quotes

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