Quotes from William H. Macy movies and TV shows

Jan Schlichtmann: So what are you saying? You want to get out now and cut our losses, you want to get out now and throw away...? What was it?
James Gordon: 1.4 million dollars.
Jan Schlichtmann: Well, I don't know what to tell you because there's things I need to prove and I can't do that not spending money.
James Gordon: We have to go see uncle Pete.

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The Shoveller: God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.

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George Parker: You know, your mom went out.
David: Went out?
George Parker: Yeah. She went out for a little while.
David: When?
George Parker: Three days ago.

George Parker: Honey! I'm home.

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Frank Gallagher: I'd be crying right now if I wasn't so high.

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Tommy Max: My wife is going to have a baby.
Walt Price: Oh, good, let's bring more people into this overcrowded world.

Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price: Aw, fuck me.

Decorator: Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because I found this mole skin for the color.
Production Assistant: Marty Rossen has touched down.
Walt Price: Okay.
Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. It's not brown.
Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.

Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I.
Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son-of-a-bitch... Can we replace him?
Bill Smith: We start shooting in three days.

Walt Price: Would you like a cigar?
Mayor George Bailey: Aren't these illegal?
Walt Price: Why would they be illegal?
Mayor George Bailey: Well, the trade embargo with Cuba.
Walt Price: Nobody tells me anything.

Walt Price: Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.

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Riley: This Bellini is starting to look like a real Kapuchnik.

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Woody Stevens: Dudley, you have to get rid of that or else I'm going to vomit in your lap.
Dudley Frank: Fine, I'll hang it from a tree.
Woody Stevens: Don't hang it in a tree.
Dudley Frank: Why?
Woody Stevens: Cause bears don't eat shit.

Dudley Frank: The music moves me, but it moves me ugly.

Dudley Frank: What'd you do, Woody?
Woody Stevens: I cut the gas lines of their bikes, and then I maybe blew up their bar.

Dudley Frank: It's ok. I just hit my face.

Dudley Frank: Thanks, Woody, I feel really safe with you.
Woody Stevens: I noticed that. If you ever lay your head on my back while riding bitch, I'll throw you into traffic.
Dudley Frank: I was just trying to keep the wind out of my face.
Woody Stevens: I felt you smell my neck.
Bobby Davis: Did you smell that man's neck?
Dudley Frank: His cologne is fantastic. It's musky with an oaky finish like a... lawyer cowboy.
Bobby Davis: A lawyer cowboy?

Doug Madsen: Did he just say "cracker"?
Dudley Frank: "Cracker-ass."
Doug Madsen: Oh, perfect.

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