Dorinda Durston: He's too beautiful. He's too much twisted steel and sex appeal. I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle.
Tom Granick: It's amazing who's here.
Jane Craig: Who?
Tom Granick: Me.
Jane Craig: Just what do you want from me anyway, permission to be a fake? Stop whining.
Paul Moore: It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room.
Jane Craig: No. It's awful.
Jane Craig: I-I can't help you. Sorry, I'm not here to teach remedial reporting.
Aaron Altman: And in the middle of all this, I started to think about the one thing that makes me feel really good and makes immediate sense... and it's you.
Jane Craig: Oh, Bubba.
Aaron Altman: I'm going to stop right now. Except that I would give anything if you were two people, so that I could call up the one who's my friend and tell her about the one that I like so much.
Jane Craig: No, no, no it wasn't just the speech, the same thing happened with this guy. I have passed some line, some place. I am beginning to repel people I'm trying to seduce.
Aaron Altman: He must've been great looking.
Jane Craig: Why do you say that?
Aaron Altman: Because nobody invites a bad looking idiot up to their bedroom.
Helen Parr: I missed Jack-Jack's first power!
Bob Parr: Actually you missed his first seventeen.
Helen Parr: Now I'm losing him.
Edna Mode: What are you talking about? You are Elastigirl, my god, pull yourself together! What is this, some sort of question? He has reminded you he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are! So, you need to fight, then go, fight, win! And call me when you get back, darling, because I love frequent visits.
Helen Parr: Everyone is special, Dash.
Dash Parr: Which is another way of saying no one is.
O'Reilly: Jeopardy, Jackson. Always works.
O'Reilly: Human fucking beings. What do you have to do?
O'Reilly: We can do this with or without violence, it's up to you. The client pays our medical bills but not yours. Well?
Robert: Oh, without, please.
Barb: Would I like to sync? Kinky.
Barb: Knowledge is a terrible and marvelous thing.
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