Quotes from Barbara Eden movies and TV shows

Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?
Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.
Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.

Jeannie: I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend.

Mrs Winker (house buyer): How many bedrooms do you have?
Jeannie: How many would you like?

Jeannie: Master I have a mother-in-law problem.
Major Nelson: You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.

Jeannie: Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.

Nelson: How are things going?
Jeannie: Terrible. I have to make dinner - I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die.

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