April Fool's Day

Chaz: Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.

Clara: Have a nice party.
Muffy: Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable.

Harvey: Y'know what I find amazin'? Muffy's her real name. I mean, my name's Harvey but they call me Hal, so I figure Muffy must stand for something... Muffin?
Nikki: Muff-child, Moffo, the Muffster, Muffin' stuff.
Harvey: Muff dive.

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