Matt Groening: Violet, engage the Super Toon Defence Systems.
Violet: Yes, Mr. Groaning.
Matt Groening: It's Groening.
Violet: Are you sure?
Matt Groening: No.
Private Burns: Missed me, now you have to kiss me.
Admiral Abe Simpson: You boys are my favourite privates and you know how much I love my privates. My privates mean everything to me. Please God, don't let anything happen to my privates.
Bart Simpson: Guys, look. The laser hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire.
Kang: Hey, Kodos. That ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
Kodos: You're right. Why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
Kang: Thanks for the heads up, Earth dumb ass.
Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that.
Kang: Sounds good to space-me.
Carl: You saved our lives. You kids are heroes.
Lenny: Yeah, we're gonna tell everybody we were rescued by, uh, Homer's kids, whose names are, uh...
Bart Simpson: Bart and Lisa. I can't believe you forgot our names. You've known us our whole lives.
Lenny: So? We're not thinking about you all the time, you know.
Mr. Burns: If you want to make an omelette, you'll have to wreck a few planets.