A Haunted House

A Haunted House (2013)


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Father Williams: Hey, guys. Gentlemen, what we have here is a crazy bitch. Now, I would leave her possessed ass in the alley downtown if it was me, but apparently, Malcolm's got a thing for the freak.

Malcolm: Who am I kidding? I can't sell a house in this market! Immediate possession? It's already possessed.

Kisha: I'm a scary ghost.

Malcolm: Oh, my God! What did you do?
Father Williams: Shit, I did you a favor.
Malcolm: Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Rosa.
Rosa: I just wanted my last check, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Oh, my God, you shot my housekeeper.
Father Williams: You mean, your ex-housekeeper. Look, man, the bitch can't be jumping out on me like that. You ain't gonna tell nobody, right? I got warrants.

Kisha: There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm.

Father Williams: Man, that breath is kickin. I can only image what the kitty smell like.

Father Williams: Tic tac toe in yo' face.

Malcolm: You made a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes?
Kisha: Not shoes, Malcolm! Louboutins, okay?

Continuity mistake: When Keisha shows the father the painting she made, the father places it on the table over the color palette. Then after Keisha screams in the father's face, the magazine is gone. He sprays her with breath spray and replaces the painting over the color palette. (01:07:00)

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