Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is UGLY!
Surge Protector: Name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.
Wreck-It Ralph: When did video games get so violent? It's scary out here!
Sergeant Calhoun: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!
Wreck-It Ralph: It's hard to love your job, when no one else seems to like you for doing it.
Sergeant Calhoun: This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!
Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Wreck-It Ralph: They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!