David Hasselhoff: Holy fuck! I'm getting old.
Deputy Fallon: I hate the water.
Andrew: I hate the fish.
Big Dave: Nobody munches on Big Dave's ass, bitch! ¡Adios, pescados.
Maddy: Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.
Chet: Water-certified strippers.
Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.
Andrew: How the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?
Deputy Fallon: With the money I saved on socks.
Deputy Fallon: Bring me my legs.
Chet: Double D's get in for free.
Josh: What the fuck is on my dick?
David Hasselhoff: Welcome to rock bottom.