Cambi: Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin' fuck about Joanie?
Doug Butabi: Idiot.
Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.
Steve: What's up? Wanna dance?
Steve: Alright, take it easy.
Doug Butabi: Steve, she said yes.
Father Williams: Steve, repeat after me.
Steve Butabi: After me.
Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."
Steve: Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically.
Kamehl Butabi: Richard Grieco, you see right through me.
Kamehl Butabi: What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them.
Doug Butabi: It's NOT a toy! It's a club with a jungle theme.
Kamehl Butabi: You're a jungle theme.
Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.
Doug Butabi: Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home?
Steve: Yeah, we should go for lunch after this.
Doug Butabi: Broke the window again.
Cambi: I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads.