The Beaver

The Beaver (2011)


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Walter Black: Eat the pill, read the book, see the bleeding expert. Well, Walter finally helped himself.
Meredith Black: Listen to yourself, this is insane. You're talking about a puppet.
Walter Black: No, Meredith, you're talking about a bloody puppet. We're talking about a miracle.

Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.

Porter Black: Good afternoon, graduates, dead poets, painters, future Einsteins, and all those in between. Today I'm here to warn you, that you are being lied to. Our parents, our teachers, our doctors, have lied to us. And it's the exact same lie. The same six words, "Everything is going to be okay."

Henry Black: Dad?
Walter Black: Yeah, mate.
Henry Black: Can we make a turd?
Walter Black: Yeah, anytime, mate. You give the word, we'll make the turd.

Porter Black: Growing up, I wanted to be just like you. As I got older, all I wanted to be was anybody else.
Walter Black: I know.

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