Rachel: A fucking 'Facebook' killer... You're kidding me right?
Chloe: I guess now it would be Twitter, that'd make more sense.
Sheriff Dewey Riley: One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.
Trevor Sheldon: Why is Sidney Prescott staying with you? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.
Sidney Prescott: Don't fuck with the original!
The Voice: I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so that you can't blink when I stab you in the face.
The Voice: I never said I was in your closet.
The Voice: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die and you'd better start running.
Charlie: You're a genre nut, Kirby. What's your favorite scary movie?
Jill Roberts: You just won't die, will you? Who are you? Michael fucking Myers?
Kirby Reed: You do know there are cops all over this house?
The Voice: I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!
Deputy Perkins: Fuck Bruce Willis.
Jill Roberts: What are you doing here? There are cops right in front!
Trevor Sheldon: No match for ninja, baby!
Olivia Morris: Well, it's time for someone new to die.
Chloe: There's something really scary about a guy with a knife who just... Snaps.
The Voice: Welcome home, Sidney. You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney? What good is it to be a survivor when everyone close to you is dead? You can't save them. All you can do... Is watch.