Marty: You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold? Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day.
Cousin Eddie: Oh yeah, Yuban Coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick me up.
Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
Clark Griswold: Where in the hell is the damn dam tour?
Marty: Woo hoo... Big bet for a BIG man... Sure you don't want to save a few bucks for the buffet?
Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom.
Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.
Ellen Griswold: Well, I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.
Cousin Eddie: That's it Clark... show him who's boss. It's people like you who come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town... not this pretty boy.